I Owe _______ for ______

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I Owe _ for _

Arikia Millikan and Nick Jackson collected up some of the best submissions coming in for our Longshot Challenge, “I owe _____ for _____.” You can submit your own on this form or via the sorta wonky embed below.

I owe $10 for a haircut tip that I promised to pay after I got cash from the ATM and never did.

I owe the Victorian Police in Australia $6,000 of $13,000 for parking fines my best friend at the time racked up since I’ve been out of the country for the last four years. Still paying monthly, but I’ve lost contact with her.

I owe that homeless man on the train for saying to me, when I got laid off from my job, “It’ll be OK, darlin’. Pretty girls don’t starve.”

I owe that girl on the cruise a dance for turning her down when I was 11.

I owe my mother for not leaving me like she left her first son.

I owe Bill Clinton for teaching me to love Fleetwood Mac.

I owe Clarissa for explaining it all.

I owe my boyfriend for all the oral sex… Thanks!

I owe Europe for my sexual awakening.

I owe North America for my stay in Guantanamo.